There's a lot going on in this episode of AfterChef Junior, and the LEAST of our problems is recapping this week's NUTTY edition of MasterChef. We're debating the best way to cook a snail and trying not to have our feelings hurt that Jenni would obviously rather talk with Juni than her co-hosts... it's a full plate.
Things start to get TOO ADULT TO HANDLE in the MasterChef kitchen with the insults and braids flying fast. Join the hosts of AfterChef Junior—the universe's most effective MasterChef recap podcast—as they discuss donut disses, the amount of money we would pay to never go on a brewery tour again, and the poetic value of the phrase "soggy like diaper."
If you're allergic to crab like Shanika, take note: it's a shellfish heavy episode of AfterChef as we discuss whether or not crustaceans have faces, get JACKED UP in Adreneline Corner and pitch the newest Marvel Universe film with a certain time-crunched bus driver in the leading role.
We may not have the "original spice boy" on our show but we still have plenty to offer as we recap the latest double episode of MasterChef: fashion tips for Aaron, speculation on Farhan's REAL identity and a brand new theme song for our segment about barfing! Put it in your ear holes and twirl like you're Alecia: this is where the magic REALLY happens.
We’re BACK in your ear holes and reporting on MasterChef: Real Adult Edition for the very first time in HISTORY. But while the contestants may be older and wiser, rest assured the hosts of AfterChef are very much are not. Join us for for an exciting new season of exclusive coverage of all things MCJ: how to squat on domain names to get Gordon’s attention, the value of human teeth (dollar-wise), kitchen hookups and whether or not “chocolate doctor” is is an appropriate title to put on your resume.
AfterChef Junior is proud to be the first to offer you the breaking news that somebody definitely won this season of MasterChef Junior, probably we think. After viewing a version of the finale that didn’t “technically” have an “ending,” the ACJ gang brew up a pot of coffee and champagne and sit down to speculate wildly about the winner, make plans to infiltrate the next casting call and make an exciting announcement about their own podcasting future.
Tune in for the most compelling commentary on children cooking fish the internet has to offer. While Gordon Ramsay was busy cos-playing as Mrs. Doubtfire, here at the AfterChef Junior World Headquarters, we had more important things to do. Specifically: sharing our favourite sardine-related memories, planning a bonding retreat for the MCJ judges, hashing out the exact requirements for becoming a nun and most importantly (pop those collars!) talking to “Golden Apron” Mikey.
It’s a very special episode of AfterChef Junior but WHEN ISN’T IT? Our justification this time around: we’ve got hilarious comedian/podcaster/nutrition-master Alicia Tobin joining us on the mics. Join this quartet of MCJ obsessives as we discuss the possibilities of a Duggar-family spin-off show, describe our favourite wisdom-tooth-themed internet videos, cry over the lack of Chef Ian Marcel at the pop-up restaurant, and argue for the 11th time about how to pronounce “macaron.” PLUS our exclusive interview with Junior Chef Evan!
A golden apron, an avalanche of chocolate and a montage of children opening cans: this is why we got into this business. Join the AfterChef Junior team as we recap the latest MasterChef Junior episode and make big plans to install a 36-year-old man into the MCJ kitchen next season.
Though there was a double episode on last night, we’re breaking up the AfterChef Junior magic into two separate episodes (our recap of S06E11 will drop Friday!) because, as we’ve discovered, our frail old bodies can’t handle cramming that much MCJ magic into an hour. That hasn’t stopped us from fantasizing about being mean girls to Max at MasterChef Camp, questioning the physical makeup of an egg or being introduced to the complicated culinary heaven/hell dichotomy. Also, kids cook things on TV and we discuss it in excrutiating detail.
A double episode of MasterChef Junior is a bittersweet thing: we get twice as much of the show we love, but that means it’s going to be over one week sooner. Ease the pain with a listen to our recap of episodes 07 and 08 in one sweet package, as we grapple with the idea of a hotel stay interrupted by Joey Clams, pitch Fox on a thrilling new law drama, and fantasize about one day processing the skills to properly peel an egg.
In this week’s episode of the universe’s most important MasterChef Junior after show, Stacey and Max finally give a name to their Christina obsession, Jenny launches her latest bow conspiracy theory and we get the Mikey Blue-Eyes starring moment we’ve been craving. PLUS this week’s interviewee, Emily, reveals some unbelievable behind-the-scenes gossip!
Joe Bastianich's true identity is revealed and we share an intimate conversation with a season 5 fan favourite on a brand new episode of AfterChef Junior that restores the good name of the people of Scotland (thankfully). PLUS: Max debuts an exciting new podcast-within-a-podcast that teaches Jenni and Stacey how sound works! THRILLS! SPILLS! CHILLS!
On this week's episode of MasterChef Junior, junior chefs push the limits of how many bows are possible to wear on one head of hair and a bunch of wedding guests are pummelled with raw lamb. Over at AfterChef HQ, Jenni, Stacey and Max complain a lot but then also get to talk to Junior Chef Maria so it's a real emotional roller coaster.
A man almost drowns in a milkshake in this episode of MasterChef Junior but that is not even the most exciting thing that happens in this recap episode where we actually talk to Camson on the telephone and SOLVE THE BIG CASE about who the secret return junior chef is. PLUS Stacey is outted as a fork-biter and the girls teach Max a valuable lesson about feminism (WHAT ELSE IS NEW?)
The AfterChef crew returns way too late to dissect hair-accessory-fuelled conspiracy theories, the sensual allure of Salt Bae and beautiful, buttery bases.
MasterChef Junior is BACK which means the AfterChef Junior gang is, too, whether we want to be or not! On this week's very special, very gendered double episode, we meet the new generation of junior chefs and contemplate what li'l cooks mean to a divided post-Trump America. Plus: Jenni and Stacey lay it all on the line for this year's fantasy draft teams and Max really takes the Scottish education system to task (they've had it too good for too long).
We were shocked to discover tonight's episode was a double-header...and the last time we would get to laugh, love and learn with Shayne the Train, sweet Adam, Justise the American Dream, and child saint Jasmine. We didn't have time to prepare! To mourn!
But, ever the professionals, we soldiered our way through the shock to produce double-ep of our own, which involves the introduction of Jasmine's Theme, wild speculation about Martha Stewart's beauty routine and some serious apologies to the MasterChef Junior team for calling them racist in 10/15 of our episodes.
We return whenever the MCJ ovens fire up again. Thanks for listening!
It's episode 13 and you know what that means: all of America's finest magazine interns congregate on the beach for some reason to put six young home chefs to the test! Were we invited? NO. But that's fine. We don't need your pity, Fox Broadcasting Corporation, because we are REAL JOURNALISTS.
We know we're the earth's top unofficial MasterChef Junior podcast, but somehow we managed to nab an interview with the very OFFICIAL MasterChef Junior SET DECORATOR and we are still REELING. That's right: the woman who manages the MCJ pantry, gingerbread houses and kid blasters joins us for an interview that Jenni and Max were just too nervous to participate in. Also in this episode: a hot new Swedish Chef-themed trivia segment that presumably will repeat for years to come. JOIN US!