Song: Mary Queen of Arkansas
Album: Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ
I hated this song so much I couldn't even finish listening to it a second time. Is he just making it up as he goes along? It seems crazy that three songs in to your debut album that you'd need to take a break from the concept of melody.
It's not that I'm mad at Bruce, I'm just disappointed.
This Makes Me Feel: So angry. (Looks like I lied—I'm not disappointed, I'm mad.)
Fun Fact About Bruce: This song allegedly is about a drag queen, which initially made me feel bad about hating it so much, but then I realized that equal opportunity also can mean the equal opportunity to be in a terrible song. So... We did it?